forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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