I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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