I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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