I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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