They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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