We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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