So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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