so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You've changed since you got that strap on
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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