So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
he just fucked me for my cheese.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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