id be glad to
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off