its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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