Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
