with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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