he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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