I puked a lego.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
