dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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