It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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