I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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