hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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