i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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