worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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