The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't want my vagina anymore.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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