I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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