I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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