Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
