i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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