watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
