I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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