Porn is love you can see.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
