We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
