then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
They took my balls.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
