3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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