my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You don't make any sense
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