I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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