U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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