We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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