someone owes me an orgasm
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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