I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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