32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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