did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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