So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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