Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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