Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
