Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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