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you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV