woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once