I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...