I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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