i just made my gag reflex go away.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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