whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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