Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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