why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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