You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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