kristin has been a bad kristin
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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