eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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