Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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